| Stranger: | why are you up so late |
| You: | the night is young and so am i, i guess? Haha |
| Stranger: | i like the way you talk miss |
| Stranger: | im not sure whether i want to hug you or fuck you |
| You: | Let me clear up the confusion then. For you, it’s neither. |
| Stranger: | i like you. |
| Stranger: | you're a bit of an asshole |
| Stranger: | but i find you strangely appealing nonetheless |
| You: | What can i say, i'm one of the nicest assholes you'll ever meet |
